With the New Year now welcomed, we’re mere weeks away
From the lovers’ occasion of Valentines Day
A card, flowers, chocolate – the usual fare
But perhaps your Lady deserves special care
A poem you give her, about her, from you
A song of your love, so incredibly true
Though romance a spark, and such gift would ignite her
What if her man (you) isn’t a writer?
That’s where I come in: as your writer for hire
Give me info – her job, her fears, and desire
I’ll craft a poem that is unique for sure
Your gift as a promise your love will endure
I simply need you to tell me about her; and I’ll get right to work crafting a one-page, 12-20 line poem that captures the essence of your special relationship. My rate is a reasonable $50 for the poem. As an option, for $65 I can write and, after you approve it, print the poem on parchment card stock, suitable for framing, and mail to it you. Payment is in advance – if I fail to deliver (due to illness or other cause), you will receive a full refund.
Of course, she’ll ask you how you managed to craft such a work without telling someone else such detailed information. You can always tell her you employed AI to put your feelings for her in verse.
(Just don’t tell her that AI stands for “Another Individual”)
I can craft poems for any occasion, not just Valentine’s Day – however, I need a minimum of ten days before deadline to communicate back and forth with you, ensuring the poem conveys exactly what you need it to.
– Deadline for Valentine’s Day is February 4th –
Just reach out to me at poem@glwilkie.com